"But I Only Drink Two Ounces a Day!"

This was the scene in our kitchen after our Friday night fellowship potluck. Our friend Bob telling my mom that she needed to get a MUCH BIGGER glass for her wine...my dear mother insisting that she wasn't actually imbibing, all the while holding an incriminating piece of evidence high for everyone to see, getting ready to pour out a drink--for me!!! Um, I don't think pregnant women are really supposed to drink alcohol. Sure, she said it was a health supplement made out of berry juice...but does anyone believe her??? Who puts vitamins in a wine bottle anyway??? :)